Facts

It's now 22 years and 3 months that I have inhabited this planet.

It was nine months before that that ... < this part was deleted for censorship reasons.

It's now 3 years, 3 days and 14 hours and I'm still in love.

It has been 5 months and 1 day since I've started working.

I have been trapped in this small cubicle for 57 minutes today now.

I have pondered a thousand times about my future.

I have drank approximately a gallon of pulpy orange juice since this morning.

I have drank a Starbucks coffee only twice in my lifetime.

I have watched Kung Fu Panda for the fourth time.

I cursed GMA for the hundredth time.

I finished this line after the 10th try.

1/4 of everything I say are lies. 10% of them are white lies.

I pissed and didn't flush the toilet for the million"th" time.

I kicked the 22nd stray cat that I saw.

It is my first time to give an empty cup to a kid begging for my drink.

This is the umteenth time that a gay man (accepted vernacular) freakishly looked at me. Creeps me out.

I never saw a gay movie. (Holding Trevor, Brokeback Mountain, Ang Pagdadalaga ni Maximo)